livinginvincible: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant? If you weren’t wearing gloves, probably!
Sometimes I feel really attractive.........but...
pizza: how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
bloomsbumyst: catbountry: myeyesarehazel: Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.” My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence. My fucking life. Never in my history my personality has been laid so accurately
tinydragongina: elizabitchtaylor: I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!! What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!! I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!
rinthewin: caffenespeaks: the legend This makes me so happy, and yet so sad. He was smart, he was a writer (you could tell by his phrasing) and this is something he TRULY cares about. That boy has a heart and he cares. He sees the truth for what it is and he refuses to sit idly and watch as the youth of america just stumbles by. BUT the teacher was done. She didn’t care. She was fed up. ...
yesterday: i'll start tomorrow
10 years later: tomorrow
fuckmegentlywithawinonaryder: things to keep in mind: -you do not know the religion of the people who planted these bombs -you do not know the race of the people who plated these bombs -you do not know the nationality or the political motives of the people who planted these bombs -tumblr is not a credible source -terrorism tries to instill fear and hysteria in people. keep calm -your...
for rape in Ancient Rome: Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.
for rape in America in 2013: 1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.
14 reasons people should stop hating leonardo... →
dimmitutto: sweetmoonbeam17: 1. He dances like this at parties 2. He can do this with his face 3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass 4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot 5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general classy as fuck 6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF,...
I’m watching Supernatural season 1 and their voices changed so much , dean sounds like a baby
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
Guys I want movies made after all my childhood cartoons with today’s CGI just imagine: The Flintsones, The Powerpuff Girls, Dexter’s lab and all aaand Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends aaand Johnny Bravo
anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts. Everyone. I mean it. THIS IS THE BEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN EVER they really do mean everyone
sanityscraps: thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: gaaraofsuburbia: tctisi: It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time. Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned. We were just misinterpreting it. WAIT 20:13 2013