Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
Jetman Yves Rossy
Yves, a Swiss genius, invented an eight-foot-wide, jet-powered, carbon-fiber wing machine that achieves speeds of over 120mph (200km/h) to achieve his dream of being able to fly. He demonstrated his wings by taking them around Mount Fuji nine times.
I love this scene cause they never even have to lie once
"One fun fact I learned while on the air with Keith Olbermann was that humans on the Internet are scumbags. People say children are cruel, but I was never made fun of as a child or an adult. Suddenly, my disability on the world wide web is fair game. I would look at clips online and see comments like, "Yo, why’s she tweakin?" "Yo, is she retarded?" And my favorite, "Poor Gumby-mouth terrorist. What does she suffer from? We should really pray for her." One commenter even suggested that I add my disability to my credits: screenwriter, comedian, palsy."
Maysoon Zayid on TEDWomen (x)
this is SO IMPORTANT I AM YELLING
Stop whatever you’re doing and WATCH THIS. Thank you icedjellytea for linking me!
NO BUT SERIOUSLY! WATCH IT RIGHT NOW. AND IF YOU ARE ABLE TO VOTE FOR THEM AND DON’T SO SHE CAN PERFORM IN FRONT OF THE QUEEN THEN I DON’T WANT TO KNOW YOU
I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS RIGHT nOW
the fact that simon pressed his button right before shit went down was hilarious because they just look at him like “oh, you’ve made a grave mistake, sweetie.”
SERIOUSLY watch this, I know its a video, I know you’re looking at it like eh, maybe later. No, You’ll be HAPPY you clicked play :D Do something Happy!
She almost usurps Betty White’s throne! Almost.
A 5,000 year-old rock painting in southern Spain has been destroyed by thieves who tried to steal the Unesco World Heritage-listed artwork by chipping it off the cave wall where it was housed.
Residents of the Santa Elena in Spain’s southern Jaén province are reeling after news of the…
The greatest scene in cinema history
Louis C.K. telling it as it is!
Watch the full monologue here!
who wants to be the first one to say it?
I will. What about black people? The Voting Rights Act wasn’t passed until 1965. Democracy is 94 years old my ass.
HELLO! THANK YOU! ^^^^^^
YUP. Somehow we’re always forgotten. Smfh.