artisorgasmic
for rape in Ancient Rome: Rapist's gonads were crushed between two stones.
for rape in America in 2013: 1-2 years of jail and victim-blaming, rapist-sympathetic media coverage.

dimmitutto:

sweetmoonbeam17:

1. He dances like this at parties

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2. He can do this with his face

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3. He quit smoking 3 years ago like a badass

4. He loves his family and mama a whole lot

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5. He also fucking loves his dogs and animals in general

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classy as fuck

6. He uses his fame wisely. He is extremely devoted in animal, wildlife and human welfare and charities, like the WWF, and encourages his fans to petition and donate with him. Leo helps save tigers and elephants and whales and more. He donated a fucking million dollars to Haiti. He had a giant birthday party, but all the guests had to donate money for wildlife efforts. When he won his ONLY Golden Globe for The Aviator, in his speech he urged the audience to contribute to the earthquake relief at that time. He is currently taking a break with acting to rest and to focus more on this stuff. He is a fucking green superhero

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that is a candid photo bitch

7. He has been besties with Kate Winslet since Titanic, he even made a ring for her, and he spoils her kids. Kate’s ex husbands are all scared of Leo because Kate loves him so much and he could probably beat them up if they ever hurt her and they should get married but that’s a whole other damn story just look at them

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ps kate says of all her sex scenes she does in films (like a lot) she liked working with him the best. damn girl just friends?

8. He has also been besties with Tobey Maguire since they were little kids and they are such dorks

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9. This picture

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wtf.

are you not in love yet

10. He grew up in a shitty ghetto area of LA surrounded by crime and drugs, so he vowed never to get involved with that stuff. Have you seen a mug shot of him? Noooo

11. Lol when his hair gets too long he wears a fucking headband

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12. He’s ironing on a fucking roof

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13. The fact that he always fucking walks like this

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he just loves to walk okay

14. He is just a classy, suave motherfucker

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15. Also as serious as he seems most of the time, he used to do photo-shoots like this:

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this post literally just cancelled all the unexplained negative feelings i had for leonardo dicaprio

twistedtruestory:

This is my favorite post in the history of Tumblr.

I’m watching Supernatural season 1 and their voices changed so much , dean sounds like a baby

kaciart:

My sister linked me this =_________=

Actually sobbing

Seriously, you HAVE to watch it

echidna-boy:

echidna-boy:

So you know how there’s that post saying how people should invent birth control for men? (Take bullets out of a gun, not put on a bullet proof best) Well here it is. If some of you had actually researched it for like, 5mins, you would’ve actually found it.
Here’s the link:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/04/03/male-birth-control-reversible_n_1400708.html
To put it simply, the whole procedure takes about 15mins and lasts 10 years with a 100% success rate.
After an anesthetic, there’s an injection of some sperm-killing gel (Vasal Gel) into the male vas deferens. If the guy wants it reversed, he can get another shot which does that.
So, spread the word or something, but here it is.

How this post hasn’t gone viral by now is fucking beyond me.

echidna-boy:

echidna-boy:

So you know how there’s that post saying how people should invent birth control for men? (Take bullets out of a gun, not put on a bullet proof best) Well here it is. If some of you had actually researched it for like, 5mins, you would’ve actually found it.

Here’s the link:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mobileweb/2012/04/03/male-birth-control-reversible_n_1400708.html

To put it simply, the whole procedure takes about 15mins and lasts 10 years with a 100% success rate.

After an anesthetic, there’s an injection of some sperm-killing gel (Vasal Gel) into the male vas deferens. If the guy wants it reversed, he can get another shot which does that.

So, spread the word or something, but here it is.

How this post hasn’t gone viral by now is fucking beyond me.

gigatrix:

curlylacey:

deanisanactualprincess:

betachan:

filthytricksyhobbitses:

ladyintheattic:

peppermintwinds:

senbo-sencho:

emimichelle:

lidlesseye:

freakingpotter:

H O W ?!

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Holy shit

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I keep trying to think of a good comment for this but I’m speechless, really.

My god.

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there are no words

wow dang dangle

the amount of time this person put into finding the right glasses and making sure they had the amount of water they needed so they had the right pitch is amazing. 

At :50 is when my jaw dropped.

I will always reblog this.

xylodemon:

drogontheburninator:

idkcake:

Nope.

I will never get tired of this gif.

Best Game of Thrones gif in the history and future of Game of Thrones gifs. Accept no substitutes.

xylodemon:

drogontheburninator:

idkcake:

Nope.

I will never get tired of this gif.

Best Game of Thrones gif in the history and future of Game of Thrones gifs. Accept no substitutes.