artisorgasmic

livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #okay while this line is...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:03:19 +0300

#okay while this line is hilarious and whatnot #i actually read it as something a little bit sadder #because in this episode Dean is pushing everyone away #trying to make them WANT him to say yes so he’ll be gone #he tells Bobby ‘you’re not my father’ #knowing that’s where it’ll hurt him the most #he tells Sam ‘I don’t believe in you’ #knowing that will cut the deepest #but what does he say to Cas? he makes a bunch of mocking sexual references #I think he knows that Cas is attracted to him #and this is him calling him out on it #to try and makes Cas angry and hurt #this episode is Dean trying to convince his family that they don’t want him #so he goes for their weak spots #and Cas’s weak spot is the fact that he’s in love with Dean

i think you

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, "explodes" and then disappears.

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:07:57 +0300

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

EDIT: Mine didn’t turn green. It just reblogged without any editing process. I DON’T THINK I’LL USE THAT FEATURE

livinginvincible: since this is yahoo, can someone help me please? i held a girl’s hand the other...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:05:53 +0300

livinginvincible:

since this is yahoo, can someone help me please?

i held a girl’s hand the other day and she didn’t come to school for like a week. did i made her pregnant?

If you weren’t wearing gloves, probably!

jhameia: bitchouttahell: cleophatrajones: yannickbrouwer: Thi...

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:00:07 +0300

jhameia:

bitchouttahell:

cleophatrajones:

yannickbrouwer:

This little company from Kenya makes toys from slippers that wash up on the beach. Pictures by Ben Curtis

How glorious is this?! Upcycling at its finest…

I have a couple bracelets made from the same stuff! yay

The company’s name is Ocean Sole: http://www.ocean-sole.com/

Sometimes I feel really attractive.........but then I look in the mirror.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:54:51 +0300

sodamnrelatable:

pizza: how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:35:38 +0300

pizza:

how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said

well he was supposed to be human in 2014

Thu, 16 May 2013 20:41:00 +0300

well he was supposed to be human in 2014

bloomsbumyst: catbountry: myeyesarehazel: Surprisingly, perfectionists are often...

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:05:02 +0300

bloomsbumyst:

catbountry:

myeyesarehazel:

Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”

My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.

My fucking life.

Never in my history my personality has been laid so accurately

I’ve seen so many Mother’s Day gif sets. But I wanted to make a...

Tue, 14 May 2013 07:12:48 +0300

I’ve seen so many Mother’s Day gif sets. But I wanted to make a gifset dedicated to the girl who didn’t choose to become a mother, but had to. Nani. She was the best mother she could be to Lilo, and the best sister too.
She didn’t just lose her mother and father, with all the things she was doing wrong, she felt like she was losing her sister too.

Nani, hardly gets recognition, and throughout the entire film she did everything she could and it seemed like the odds were against her. So, appreciation for Nani, as she’s one of the strongest, most realistic & realistic looking Disney character ever.

seabitch: Sex ed with the good sis Margaery

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:34:53 +0300

seabitch:

Sex ed with the good sis Margaery

yourlinesbecomeroutine: scoregasming: smackintyre: It’s not...

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:33:17 +0300

yourlinesbecomeroutine:

scoregasming:

smackintyre:

It’s not your body anymore, when there is a baby present. Carry that child to term responsibly, or you’re a murderer.

No, I’m sorry, but that’s idiotic. It’s my body no matter what. If I wanted to get an abortion i’d get a fucking abortion regardless if that made me a murderer in someone who doesn’t have to actually carry a baby’s eyes. Birth control being more widely available is a serious issue. You’re stupid if you think every situation that leads to abortion makes someone a murderer. 11 year old gets raped by her cousin “No girl, you carry that child, you squeeze that out of your currently underdeveloped vagina. It’s the right thing to do. You’re a murderer if you don’t. Who cares that it’ll emotionally scar you for life and you’ll forever be reminded of it every time you look at your child or cousin. It’s the humane thing to do. If you were older you’d understand.” Shit, the same thing happened to a nine year old “Who the fuck cares if you’re only a baby yourself, you’re totally going to go through with this, I don’t care if it’ll nearly kill you or damage your insides. Raise that baby like a good non-murderer.”

Then we go overseas where it’s all “You’re pregnant out of wedlock, let’s stone you to death instead of giving you and others like you birth control or the option to abort. I’m sorry that we live in such a fucked up society that if I force myself on you and get pregnant you’re still the one who is shamed. Wait no I’m not, suck it up and deal with it”, “You’ve been told your baby is dying in the womb, no abortion for you girl, you have to keep it and die of blood poisoning. Too bad we could have avoided it if we were more understanding of a woman and her body”.

Open your eyes for God’s sake. You can’t even get pregnant, you’re a man and I get that you have a right to your unborn child and the potential for mental trauma. But you personally are not at risk of dying from pregnancy complications. You personally are not at risk of being shunned by your community and killed for carrying someone elses child. You personally are not having to carry the mental and physical scars of going through an unwanted pregnancy with your potential rapists child. You personally are not at risk of being considered used, dirty and unwanted because of something you could have avoided if proper health care was available to you. You aren’t personally responsible for raising a child (or person with mental capacity of a child) who also has a child because “Abortion is murder in all circumstances”.

It’s not your body either, and until you have to deal with everything above then you cannot tell a woman what she can and cannot do with her body.

My roommate, laying it the fuck down.

thoughttornado: whutevayo: Please reblog! SIGNAL FUCKING...

Mon, 13 May 2013 15:23:58 +0300

thoughttornado:

whutevayo:

Please reblog!

SIGNAL FUCKING BOOST PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY….

schafpudel: yoccu: ifightformyfriends: sith-ari: Leopard...

Sun, 12 May 2013 22:38:41 +0300

schafpudel:

yoccu:

ifightformyfriends:

sith-ari:

Leopard Seal tries to teach National Geographic photographer how to hunt.

Oh my god this is so adorable

“I think she thought the camera was my mouth, which is every photographer’s dream”

WARNING: includes a photo of a sort of mangled penguin so if you do not like looking at sort of mangled penguin be advised uwu

Oh my god, this big giant penguin-mauling seal got maternal on a photographer. This is like when your cat gives you “presents” on your doorstep because it thinks you’re a big manchild-cat who needs to learn how to feed yourself.

Except this is a wild animal and it doesn’t even know you you are. What a saint.

the1janitor: infamouswhorror: primarie: Have a history...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:31:41 +0300

the1janitor:

infamouswhorror:

primarie:

Have a history teacher explain this if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the “kicker”:

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

AND……………….:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…

I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.

I WILL NEVER CEASE TO REBLOG THIS

O__________O

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp

draconomi: ahhh that porn….

Sat, 11 May 2013 05:57:23 +0300

draconomi:

ahhh that porn….

tinydragongina: elizabitchtaylor: I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being...

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:44:05 +0300

tinydragongina:

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

rinthewin: caffenespeaks: the legend This makes me so happy,...

Fri, 10 May 2013 20:22:00 +0300

rinthewin:

caffenespeaks:

the legend

This makes me so happy, and yet so sad.

He was smart, he was a writer (you could tell by his phrasing) and this is something he TRULY cares about. That boy has a heart and he cares. He sees the truth for what it is and he refuses to sit idly and watch as the youth of america just stumbles by.

BUT the teacher was done. She didn’t care. She was fed up.

BUT the students were uncaring, even laughing, as this young man walked out

BUT this video was put online to be deemed as a joke and embarrass that boy.

THAT is unexceptionable

THAT is not right.

If you are this young gentleman if you are his relative, or if you have ever done something similar.

I am so proud of you

To take your opinion and share. NOT ONCE did he threaten her, NOT ONCE did he raise his voice above a proper projection so that the class could hear his words NOT ONCE did he insult her in any means past how she was behaving with her job. He didn’t undermine her. He didn’t hurt her, and yet he gave his message and left in peace.

That makes him a true, undeniable, super hero in my eyes.

Thank you sir.

he also has fabulous hair

shithotawkward: justtogetawayfromyou: jawdust: where is this...

Thu, 09 May 2013 06:08:52 +0300

shithotawkward:

justtogetawayfromyou:

jawdust:

where is this guy’s blockbuster movie

*His feat reduced the distance between the Atri and Wazirganj blocks of the Gaya district from 55 km to 15 km, bringing him national acclaim.* Still though…

i hope someone helped him! you gotta be a real douchebag to see this guy there for 22 years and not pick up a pickaxe

ihategeese: I don’t even feel bad about reblogging this

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:50:46 +0300

ihategeese:

I don’t even feel bad about reblogging this

bunnyfood: An adorable advertisement for a great product for...

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:23:14 +0300

bunnyfood:

An adorable advertisement for a great product for dogs.

(via The Daily Corgi: Pup Brigade)